Eating a piece of chorizo at a party in 2013 was the last time I ate meat, without agreeing to. This has happened several times over the last 24 years. There was the time in a well known department store restaurant when I ordered their vegetarian quiche only to realise, after several mouthfuls, that the red onions were in fact small cubes of ham. At a local craft fare I ordered minestrone soup and found it loaded with ham hock. Then, at a summer barbecue a drunken friend decided it would be good fun if I tried a sausage. It got as far as my lips before I was able to stop him! My best friend, herself a pescatarian, was caught ladling fish stock into the mushroom risotto she was cooking for me. I could go on!
There is the well known joke that it's okay for a vegetarian to have a ham sandwich as long as it's wafer thin ham! Comedy comes from real life and it has been suggested that I "pick off the ham" from a Hawaiian pizza and that the pieces of meat in a casserole offered to me "are only tiny!"
However, once the decision was made, I never wanted to go back ..... No, not even for a bacon sandwich!
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